Written 1: The advice season veteran Esa Parmborg would give to any new Calgary player is #1 Don't touch Esa's Parm. It's simple and everyone on the team and around the arena knows this rule. It's chiseled in the walls of the BIG Parm locker room. Don't touch Esa's Parm. That's the #1 thing any new team member needs to know. If you're asking why? Trust me you don't want to find out. One time back in S30 Yorgen Bartenberry touched Esa's Parm after a game and he's never been heard from again. The other piece of advice I'd give a new teammate is work hard on and off the ice and be yourself, do that and you'll find success on the ice and have a great time in the Dragons locker room. It's a great place to play, I've spent the last 50 seasons there and wouldn't ever want to play anywhere else. So to recap, don't ever touch my parm and work hard on and off the ice, be yourself and you'll have a great time playing in the best hockey city in the SHL.