Known superstar forward Pablo Salvatici of the Atlanta Inferno Simulation Hockey League franchise loves to give people advice no matter whether they actually asked for it or not. So of course when GM @hotdog called up the big mountain of a man himself Binko Koivu (only referred to as a mononym, Binko, like Cher or Neymar or Michelangelo), Pablo took it upon himself to take Binko under his wing. He gave some great advice like stay away from Evgeni Petrov on the night of the full moon because he's a werewolf, and never insult The Grinch around Burlok Sulfurgold because he will take it upon himself to hurt you a lot both physically and mentally. Mainly that second point. The Grinch is a big part of the locker room. He also taught Binko how to get Angus McFife XVIII fired up before a game, which is really a trick question in and of itself because he is always fired up and is going to win the cup. These are the important things to note when entering the Atlanta Inferno locker room and if you don't pay attention to them you will not be a very happy camper.