Dear Mr Crab Camaro,


My name is Shoyo Hinata and I will be happy to help you. You must know that I was a pretty wild rookie and I had my fair share of crabs problem. Nowadays I am calm and when we are in Montreal I stay in my hotel room. But that’s a whole other story. Back to you and yours crabs. I think that you should bring them to your local rink. Some pee-wee players would be pretty happy to practice their slapshot on those poor crabs. I advise that you bring some febreeze for the unlucky goalie. To get the crabs on the ice you would have to enter the rink with your car. You can take the zamboni door. Then roll the car on the ice, open the door and ask the youngling to flip the car on its side. The crab should come out and the player will be able to fire away. Fun fact, Angus Mcfife learned to slapshot that way.