I've told Tony Hawkey several times since I met him that he is a dead ringer for my neighbour growing up, who has a passing resemblance if you squint REALLY hard while it's dark outside to this celebrity who is ALSO named Tony. Coincidentally, both Tonys are fond of skateboarding as a hobby. Therefore, there needs to be a celebrity boxing match between famous entrepreneur Tony Hawk and our very own Tony Hawkey, on a half pipe, with both of them throwing punches from their respective skateboards. It is only through this method that we will once and for all be able to determine who is the superior Tony.