Philip Fry will be fighting Dennis Leary on the under card merely for being a whiny Bruins fan.  Dennis can talk a big game however there are many doubts he can back that up.  The venue is the unexpected United Center.  The United Center you ask?  Why yes, that's because the main event will feature Faust Faker versus the pride of Chicago, Vince Vaughn, in a battle of the alliterative.  Faker will fight Vaughn in  his hometown so that Blackhawks fans, and all of Chicago, can see this guy go down in his hometown.  It will be memorable and it will be epic.