Player Prompt

Management: Okay so tell me what happened from the beginning.

Dave Heinrich: So Generic Name tried to hit from a ridiculous enough range that I was able to get between them and the net. Puck bounced off my stick behind Name and I pounced on it before they could stop me. They realize too late what I am about to do and in their scramble to intercept end up eating ice. Before I can go score though the referee blows the whistle and calls me for tripping Name despite me not coming within a foot of the guy.

Management: That all checks out and sometimes referees make bad calls. What happened next?

Dave Heinrich: That is when my agent got involved and proceeded to start shouting so loud they could be heard from the press box. Probably could be heard by people in the parking lot if I am being honest. Entire game ground to a halt with what was being shouted and I just ducked my head down in the hopes everyone would forget about my potential penalty.

Management: Do you remember anything specific about what they shouted?

Dave Heinrich: They called him a ruder word for lady of the night of Babylon, threatened to go back in time to talk both sets of his great grandparents into getting divorced before they could conceive his grandparents , and then proceeded to rattle off what I believe to be a string of curses in a language that I am not sure humans could properly replicate. Think it may have been a hybrid of Shyriiwook and Klingon, but I am not an experienced linguist.

Management: So you understand why you have been called in here today then?

Dave Heinrich: No actually I have no idea why I am the one being reprimanded for this rather than my agent.

Management: Oh! You're not being reprimanded you did the right thing just trying to disappear. No why I called you here today is I want your agent to teach me some of these otherworldly curse words.

Dave Heinrich: I'm in the clear then for not fighting the ref?

Management: Leave that to your agent they're scary enough for it.

Dave Heinrich: Deal!