Two forwards came deep into the zone to backcheck a clean entry, Egli noticed that there was already a defender down low so he moved up to take away a shooting lane from an opposing defender who was streaking down the wing looking for a pass. 

The pass came from below the goal line and was tape-to-tape, the defenceman ripped a one timer on goal. Egli slid over on his side and took the shot in the shin pads, the puck bounced out past the defender and Egli shot up in chase. As he took control of the puck the defender caught an edge and fell head over feet, sucks to suck. Egli scooped up that puck and turned on the jets!
Two strides into a clean breakaway the whistle goes and Egli mediately ships around to see who took a penalty at such a shit time - that's when he sees the red point directly at him "that's you 54!" he said as he skates toward the timekeepers box. 

Egli. Saw. Red.

"Is this some sort of fucking wildlife sanctuary? There are blind fucking zebras running around... 
Buddy if you had one more eye you'd be a good damn cyclops
Does your wife know you came to work today just to fuck me?
Get on your fucking knees if you're going to blow the game"
... All the way to the box, then down the tunnel after he got 10 and a game.

Fucking refs, man.