S67 PT #3: It Wasn't Me
Due: October 9th @ 11:59 PM (PST)
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![]() SHL GM The Gnometorious
I am so fucking heated about this. How DARE this fucking scum bag ref call me for a trip when I was clearly no where near this fucking idiot when he fell? I am so furious that I immediately head to the Buffalo bench and grab the patented Buffalo Brand Shovel and I bring it onto the ice. I drag it across the ice like in a horror movie when the serial killer drags an axe across the ground to create tension. I skate up to the unsuspecting ref and I wind that fucking Buffalon Stampede brand shovel like I’m Barry Bonds at the plate and I smash that fucking ref in his head so hard with the shovel that his head immediately explodes like a water balloon. Blood and brains and skull fragments fly everywhere. Children are crying. Players are vomiting. I am laughing maniacally as I head to the penalty box.
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