Allow me to use this time to complain about Quidditch and that stupid fucking golden snitch. Why bother even playing the rest of the stupid fucking game if all you need to do is catch the snitch? Have all 5 players go after it. Ridiculous rule which destroys the entire game and whatever the rest of the damn team was trying to accomplish. God damn do I hate that stupid rule.

Since you want us to put that rule into this game for some unknown reason, I'll just say that there is a golden puck hidden under one of the seats in the arena and if one of the players can find it during the game then that team wins the game. Sure, why not. About as good as the golden snitch.