the anchorage armada may be slipping in the standings a bit but we're not worried because the next time we win we're gonna have a big ole celly boys like no one's prepared for how big this celly is gonna be it's gonna be massive boys huge celly go boats baby. so basically what we're gonna do is whenever we win we start with whatever goalie is playing (either von hecht or walsh) skating out to center ice where they just flop. then one by one by one we all flop on each other until it forms a big ole pile of dudes in the middle of the rink. then we get up right? yeah we get up one by one from the pile and then we skate around the rink making boat noises because we're boat team and you just got boated. unironically a goated celebration, some would even say with the sauce

creative prompt, 160 words