Would I?  WOULD I!!?  Having been around the league long enough now Strom has been able to take keen mental notes on who some of the best divers are in the SHL.  We're in and drawing a penalty here could absolutely win the game and push us forward.  As soon as that stick comes up and under my chin guard and into my mask you better believe I'm grabbing that sucker.  I'm grabbing that stick and falling to the ground so fast with a shriek, and albeit some pretty wild acting, to make even a Kardashian look like an oscar winning actor.  I will flail about like the beached whale that I am while stuck inside my pads, groaning and screeching harder that someone who was duped for buying a screeching cheeto NFT.  If I had a packet of ketchup handy, I would tear that sucker open and smear it as quickly as I could to make it look like he busted my chin right open.  As good ole JR would say, "Bah gawd, he's broken in half."

Then after the penalty was drawn, I'd re-compose myself, dust off and continue as if nothing would happen.  It would be such a performance that even futbol players would have to take notes on how to properly dive.