Player prompt - Written

My head would shoot back so fast I would probably get whiplash. I would bite a chunk out of my mouth so big that the infection would take months to heal, all to spit a bunch of blood all over the place. I would lay motionless on the ice to the point where the game may have to be delayed. The team doctor could say there's nothing wrong with me and I would fake spasms and relieve myself of all fluids on the ice. I would be stretchered off without so much as a thumbs up to the crowd, leaving them wondering the extent of my injuries.
Diving is super lame and pathetic, but if you aren't willing to do it for your team, you aren't the ultimate competitor and frankly, don't belong in the league. I would go through physio and give interviews about how my attacker has left me emotionally scarred. Charges would be pressed, a petition for the other player's removal from the league would be made and signed.