Agent Tesla: Alright it seems that the mascot cannot come in today as they came down with a case of concert-ticket-itis. You've been given the healthy scratch mark and will be filling in for them Dave.

Dave Heinrich: Um aren't I more important on the ice?

Agent Tesla: Probably, but we do what the owner wants given what they pay me.

Dave Heinrich: You literally spend more training me than they give you in cash though?

Agent Tesla: What they pay me under the table is far more valuable dear. Now use your ghostly powers to make the best mascot performance ever! I loaded the suit with blood packs so be prepared to pretend to die at half-time when a pretend rival gang shows up.

Dave Heinrich: There is no half-time?

Agent Tesla: The seventh inning stretch then.

Dave Heinrich: Wrong sport.

Agent Tesla: Do you want to replace the blood packs?

Dave Heinrich: I'll do my best at half-time!

Agent Tesla: That's the spirit!