Head Referee: So let me get this straight Mx Tesla. You are saying that in the process of fighting for a puck your player Dave Heinrich was high sticked so hard that his jaw was broken in more places than can be counted in the decimal mathematical system as we know it and that is what caused him to vomit blood all over the ice? And not what the opponent claims where you forced Dave to play with an unknown number of blood packs in his cheeks that he was to pop at the first opportunity he saw in hopes of drawing a penalty?

Agent Tesla: I believe if you check the film of the game in question you will see that it happened exactly as I have described and if you check the court records will readily see that I am suing the opponent for their slanderous claims. That brute Redacted von Redacted maliciously attacked my client and I would argue it was with an intent to kill based on the damage done.

Head Referee: Funny you mention checking the film of the game as it seems that every single recording of the game was replaced with Shania Twain music videos. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?

Agent Tesla: That is quite the odd coincidence. I confess the only thing I know about that is whoever did it has good taste in music.

Head Referee sighs as Agent Tesla continues to stare at him blankly.

Head Referee: Look we know what happened here, we know you covered it up after the fact, but your boy got the penalty in the moment. Just don't have him do it again alright cause we'll be looking for it from now on. So can we agree you won't stuff his mouth with blood packs in the future whether you did so in the past or not?

Agent Tesla: I can agree to that yes. Thank you for seeing things my way. I've been meaning to practice my costume dentistry anyway.

Head Referee: What was that last bit?

Agent Tesla: Nothing!