Quote:The mascot performer can't come in today and you know what that means... you have to put on the suit! The GM promptly healthy scratches you because they need someone dancing in the stands more than they need you on the ice!
Your task: What special flair would you bring to your evening in the mascot suit? What stunts do you pull? What dances do you do? How do you distract the other team?
25 words minimum!

First of all, I congratulate the GM on their fine decision making. With my numbers, I'm more suited to being a dancing whale.
Second, I decide to go steampunk and use a jetpack to soar above the ice and the opposing team's bench during the game, all the while playing extremely loud whale noises on a speaker in the suit.
Finally, once the game is over, win or lose, I use a portable hose to spray down the other team with briny salt water. That's what you get for challenging the whale.