Ricky Koivu is all about business, and getting results. As someone who hardly ever scores goals ever in the league, he needs to make an impact however possible. When the opponent (Edward Elric)'s stick comes up and grazes Ricky Koivu's chin, he proceeds to throw out the most spectacular and gracious dive ever known in the history of the league, and a penalty is called on Elric in favour of the Forge. However, Ricky's dive was so ostentatious that he was also called for a two minute penalty for embellishment, so it did not matter at all from his perspective. Once the two penalties to the players expired, Koivu and Elric both sprinted out of the box, but unfortunately collided as a result. Elric slightly catches Koivu with his shoulder on the way out, and Ricky once again spontaneously spirals in false pain, putting on an elite acting performance to make it appear like Elric did something serious to him. However, as a result he is called for embellishment once again as a result, as the two get offsetting minors once again. (185 words)