dude a stick touches e e on or off the ice, it can be anywhere, on the ice, on the golf course, in the bedroom, sittin beside ur dad while hes talkin about his midlife crisis, hes gonna start fuckin glowing. Its a thing that he does. Whenever something touches him, like, anything, but hockey sticks in particular because theyre wooden or some shit, hes glowing ooo spooky like the second coming of christ himself. He takes a hit along the board, boom flash of light. He plows another player into their own bench and the arena gets flashbanged. gg. He gets high sticked? The slightest graze? boooom baby you bet your ass the refs already know because they have suddenly been fuckin blinded by the power of holy e itself. e e e e e. Look dude I had no idea what I was doing when I started writing this. Really, it doesnt' count as a dive - but you bet your ass those refs finna know whats coming to them.