Normally the hockey school is one of Potential Spam's favorite scams to pull. Collect dues from willing parents and then dip out before they wise up. However Potential has gotten quite fond of Kelowna over the years, and the kids have melted his cold dead heart enough to actually follow through on the school this time. Because Ice time is expensive the school will be held in a parking lot that has been flooded and frozen. Spam did this late at night so store owners wouldn't notice. Here he would teach the basics of skating focusing on speed and agility. Kids learned a lot about avoiding hits as cars would occasionally come sliding through out of control on the ice. This is one of the few times Spam did not collect dues as the smiling faces of his students were almost priceless and he took out several insurance claims that are about to pay off due to the damage all the sliding vehicles have caused to the surrounding area.