S69 PT #5: Everyone's a Critic
February 26th @ 11:59 PM (PST)
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Now, I think we need to preface this with the facts. Ben Waters, of course, does not have haters. He is the world's best player, and even Kevin, whose girlfriend Waters stole back in 8th-grade math class, can respect this objective fact. That being said, in a hypothetical situation where Waters did have haters, he would simply outduel them in the Twittersphere easily. Waters has lightning fingers. He is one of the world's fastest typists, and he uses this to his advantage to simply out-argue his opponents with sheer volume. Any hater knows that they say one bad thing about Waters and it's lights out with ratios and the Ls. They will take many of them. If a reporter said something to Waters? They wouldn't dare, because they're scared of him, but hypothetically, he would simply tell them "the hockey speaks for itself" and tear up the rink as he's done his entire career. That's the Ben Waters experience.
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