explaining hockey to dead people would be an intersting thing to try and accomplish. first we would have to actually learn what hockey is ourselves since half of teh time we are just dabbing down hte ice. that said once we learn ourselves what we need to do hten we can start by telling people what ice is. that might be a harder thing to accomplish than initally started, esspcially since ill be in hell which is eiher very hot or very cold depending on which british interpretation you use. Now to finish explaining things we are going to need sticks (we can use actually trees if those are a thing down htere) and some type of round thing since ill probably just give up on hte ice thing and play a version of hell street hockey. now for the rules, we are just going to say we have no rules and all you have to do is get the puck/ball into the net. the rest of the rules can come in over the next millennium sicne we are gonna be there for awhile.