P1.

Ok, gods, it's not that hard. You have to get that little puck in that small net. Hephaestus will make some hockey sticks for all. No Thor, no hammer. You have to skate, so Hermes, just be careful, you might smash your head on the board if you go too fast. No, Shiva, even if you have 4 arms, you can only have one stick. Poseidon, you might want to be careful, it's water but frozen. Same thing, Jesus. You may walk on water, but it's not the same thing as skating, you know. About the ice, Apollo, I know you are the God of the sun, but holy Christ, STOP MELTING THE ICE. If you do something bad - I'm looking at you, Loki - you spend 2 minutes in the penalty box. No, not the Minos labyrinth, just the penalty box - sorry Daedalus. Dionysos, what did you put in the Gatorade?!? Ok, yeah, there is no rule against putting Bouddha in front of the net to play as a goalie, but that's a shitty move.