S70 PT #0: Otherworldly Forecheck
Due: March 26th @ 11:59 PM (PST)
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PROMPT 1:
Well, guess Sean Davies is dead now. So that's a huge bummer for him. Now he has to spread the gospel of hockey in the afterlife. How does he do that? Well, guess it depends on what the afterlife is like. If it's all fire and brimstone where going to have to get creative. No ice, we're playing floor (rock?) hockey. Everyone can carve themself a stick from a stalagmite (or stalactite if they're feeling frisky) and we will play on the smoothest patch of ground we can find. A bunch of stacked rocks will serve as goals, and the best pond skipping rock will be our puck. Rules are going to be simplified. No offsides or anything like that. Just hit the puck in the goal with your stick; no kicking or hand passing allowed. Pretty straightforward. Checking is allowed, but no using your stick as a weapon. We'll start with that and work up to something more complex over time. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know! : Drafted 16th Overall by New England
| 66 GP | 4 G | 14 A | 18 P | +1 | 92 SB | 156 H | 68 TA
| 6 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | +1 | 17 SB | 8 H | 6 TA |
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