S70 PT #0: Otherworldly Forecheck
Due: March 26th @ 11:59 PM (PST)
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notorioustig
IIHF Federation Head Toast's Idiot of the Year 2021
If Kermit Murphy was forced to choose a life of death game against Death or some sort of grim reaper like figure of myth, it would almost certainly have to be a hardest shot competition. In addition to being a total beef boy standing at 6'4 and weighing in at 230 pounds, Kermit has long been known for possessing an immensely heavy and powerful shot that can blow by goalies. Being able to put his full frame in addition to a little bit of life or death desperation would surely result in Kermit being able to set at least a new personal best, if not a world record for the hardest shot ever taken. It should also be noted that while the grim reaper is magical in nature, they obviously possess very little muscle mass based on the skeletal nature of their build. Plus a scythe would make a terrible hockey stick, meaning that Kermit would almost certainly live to take Death's place as the ferryman of souls to the underworld
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