hockey is doubtlessly important but you know whats more important? thats right, the holy word of e. e e e e e e e e. spreading the word of all that is holy and good to this new, strange, magical world is doubtlessly far more important than figuring out how to play hockey. e e becomes a missionary, a revolutionary, a prophet - oh wait, he already is all of those things. Maybe he can fit some hockey in there. as a treat. but! the rinks will be e shaped. the puck? e shaped. the sticks will be e shaped, the helmets will be e shaped, it will generally be known as hock-e rather than hockey, and it will be a better sport for it. bitches may whine about separation of game and church or some shit but salvation is more important.

he'll make all of this weird e shaped equipment out of like trees probably