My hockey player Dwight Knight has become a fanatic of hockey and ever since playing the sport it has been a one track mind for him. Hockey all day, every day. Dwight Knight finds himself waking up feeling thirsty. He goes to a reflection in a bird bath and finds out he has turned brown but his skin is no longer a fleshy and leathery easy to penetrate material. He instead finds himself as a tree with an ornamental face in a garden. He is also wearing a jersey that says Sarasota Sailfish with the name Jones on the back. A shofer arrives and claims "ready to go Stumpy?" Stumpy confused, gets in the car and starts asking some normal small talk things. Like how is the family, any big plans, etc. The driver fills him in, and then proceeds to give him a mix tape that says "fitted world wide, that is described as fire". Fire made stumpy uneasy. but he did not know why.