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S71 PT #0: Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?
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TheHammer43Registered Goalie's worst nightmare
Hey Jacques it's me TheHammer43. I have some pretty tough news to break to you and you might want to sit down for this one, *Jacques sits down* Jacques do you know what a simulation is? "Of course, I do" Okay well here goes nothing. Jacques, you are in a simulation... *Jacques has a blank stare* You play hockey in a simulation and I am your "caretaker" I guess that would be the best way to explain, I basically make you better every week. "So you mean to tell me that you control everything I do?" Essentially yes, I do tasks and earn imaginary money so I can make you a better hockey player by updating your stats every week. *Jacques lowers his head in disbelief" "This can't be real....I don't know what to think" I mean in all reality you can still live your normal life the only difference between then and now is that you found out that you live in a simulation, you can live like anyone else it just sucks knowing that you are technically not real.
![[Image: hammer_time_sig.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990413791672041532/1084240532152275014/hammer_time_sig.png) GP | 10 G | 17 A | 27 P | 56 SOG | 16+- | 6 PIM | 39 H |
GP | 5 G | 4 A | 9 P | 34 SOG | 16+- | 6 PIM | 14 H |
GP | 10 G | 11 A | 21 P | 52 SOG | -4+- | 8 PIM | 37 H |
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3rd All time Kelowna Goals (36)
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