Prompt 1, Written Task:

Roddy B came to the sudden, dramatic, and life-altering realization that he exists only within a computer forum simulation, and that his fate rests squarely in the hands of some unknown, unknowable being far beyond his scope of comprehension and understanding. He came to this realization by getting waaay too high on some high-quality Canadian grass, and signing up for an online fantasy hockey league.

While this information was deeply upsetting, and the realization shook his psyche to its foundation, he has decided the following: first, it's not really that different from most major religious perspectives anyway, and since he now knows that eternal judgement and damnation is off the table, he can relax a little bit about jaywalking and occasionally coveting his neighbors lawnmower. Secondly, he has elected to do nothing, and tell no one about this revelation. Partly because he forgot it almost as soon as it happened (side effect of the devil's lettuce) but also because there's really nothing he can do about it. More likely, however, is that by writing here that he forgot about the information, he did.