Prompt 1:
Nathaniel leans back, thinking to himself "well this makes sense if you think about it". Going to the whiskey cabinet to pull out a nice, crisp Cohiba to pair with some 15 year aged Rhum he thinks "why the fuck not, it's 7:30, might as well enjoy a breakfast of champions in the off season, and I live in a god damn simulation, so it isn't like my diet is actually going to matter.
Knocking on the guest door on his yacht aptly named "Summer Home", he opened the door and peered inside. Fast asleep among a couple of very talented escorts was Cale @KaleSalad
"Hey shitbrains, wake up! we have golf balls to hit at the GreenPeace boat. They look like they are in range, probably chasing a herd of whales or dolphins or something.
Extremely groggily Cale looks around and yawns.
"Dude it's fucking 7 in the morning, come back at 11"
What a mistake that was. A quick press of a hidden button on the wall later an ice bucket pours freezing sea water all over the bed, and confetti followed by a banner saying "Thank you for your donation to ALS research"
"What the hell man"
"Don't worry, none of this is real anyway, we're living in a simulation."