(Prompt 2)

There are fake hockey leagues? That's the weirdest thing ever. It's like trying to get all the fame without the hard work. And of course the result is you get none of the fame. I'd have to tell this dear fan to get a life. You are pretending you are me? I had to put in years and years to get to where I am. There are no shortcuts to stardom.

I'd have to tell this fan that it's simply time to reevaluate yourself. Come to the arena and cheer for me is a nice escape from the nasty world that there is out there. But a fake hockey league is just that, fake. You should start looking into what makes you tick, if it's a new job, hanging out more with friends, something else to fill the void that is clearly taking a toll on you so you can concentrate more on what matters for real.

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