Jiggle E. Puff is not a real hockey player. He also is not even a real pokemon. His mentor, Mew Two, former hockey superstar for the Quebec City Citadelles, the Baltimore Platoon, the Atlanta Inferno, and the Buffalo Stampede, made sure that he was aware of this as soon as Jiggle expressed his interest in becoming a professional hockey player. Mew Two has telekinetic powers and extra sensory perception, through which he realized his hockey prowess was entirely controlled by some random guy who is pretty forgetful. This same guy appears to be a mastermind of controlling athletes, as it seems he controls a player in many different sporting leagues. Mew and Jiggle do not find this limitation of self to be a constraint, instead they are thankful to be given the opportunity to exist and to compete for made up glory. Together, they salute the creators of this wonderful universe and hope that they are given the opportunity to continue to exist.