S71 PT #1: Public Relations
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spidey
Registered S8, S9 Challenge Cup Champion
“I am on it boss.”
Famous last words, but seriously what else was I supposed to say. The team is desperate for a new arena, San Francisco a place that is not a traditional hockey hotbed needed something new to support this team. Larger for the growing crowd as top end prospects start pouring into this soon to be contending franchise. The boss knowing, I was one of the hottest up and coming prospects and media darlings saw this as an opportunity to rally up the city and get the citizens behind this project. First things first, I went to the media as an anonymous tipster to let them know of the upcoming decision the city would have to make in order to keep this team. I would call up all the local TV stations first, then the news stations. Send a few messages from a burner phone to a few media agents within ESPN, TSN, and Sportsnet. Finally sending off a few e-mails from an anonymous e-mail account I own to major hockey media sites and rumor mills. Once word was out about the need. I would make myself available in person to the media doing interviews and attend town hall meetings. I would rally the San Francisco faithful into keeping this team in this great city. I would get a budget created from the boss and start an online campaign with our own website and an online petition to get 1 million signatures. Then go door to door and get another 1 million signatures in person demanding the team stay and we build an arena that will sustain our success for the next 30 years. Finally if all else fails, I will slip into bed with the mayor after one of these rally meetings after force feeding them drinks all night long and take incrementing photos of the two of us together and threaten let them leak if all else fails. CHECK and MATE. Sig by Lazyeye
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