Johnny FourStar knows that he needs a real gimmick, a funny bit if you will, if he's going to convince the fans to buy his jersey this season, especially given that he will not be in a Winnipeg jersey for a long time. So, he Decides to have a "Custom Jersey Order Drive"! Johnny hangs out outside the arena (because the team won't let him into the building" and takes orders from fans about what custom jerseys they want. A lot of fans put in orders for their own names. Many others put orders in for jerseys of other, more exciting Prospects. Others put jokes on their jerseys. Johnny FourStar promised them that the jerseys would be ready at next week's game, and for them to meet him outside of Gate 4.

A week passes, but Johnny isn't outside of gate 4. Instead, patrons only found a massive box of FourStar jerseys and a note "custom orders canceled, guess you'll have to settle for FourStar."

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