''LISTEN HERE YOU MUPPETS. THE LOS ANGELES PANTHERS HAVE BEEN A STAPLE - PUN INTENDED - OF THE CITY FOR SO LONG. WE BROUGHT YOU A CHAMPIONSHIP LIKE, 6 SEASONS AGO, ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THIS NOT MAKING YOU HAPPY? GOD DAMNIT LAST TIME I HAD THE FEELING OF DISAPPOINTING SOMEONE THIS HARD, HE LEFT FOR MILK AND NEVER CAME BACK. DAD, PLEASE COME BACK. ANYWAYS, WE'RE THROWING BOAT LOADS OF CASH YOUR WAY TO GET YOU SOME NICE RESTAURANTS, A NICE BAR, SOME NICE LEISURE ACTIVITY TO ENJOY YOURSELVES BETWEEN PERIODS WE GET SMOKED IN, AND TO MAKE THE TIME GO FASTER WHEN WE'RE SMOKING THE OPPOSITION. ITS A WIN-WIN. WE'RE WAY COOLER THAN THE STINKY DODGERS, WHY CAN THEY HAVE SUCH A NICE STADIUM BUT NOT US? COME ONE SHEEPLE, STOP BELIEVING WHAT EVERYONE ELSE SAYS, THAT ITS A BAD IDEA, AND COME HOME TO YOUR BARN, YOUR BRAND NEW BARN THAT IS, WE NEED THIS, YOU NEED THIS, LET'S JUST ALL BE FRIENDS AND GET A NEW HOME FOR OURSELVES, WE DESERVE IT'' said Derek Martin. That was it, that 15th take in the mirror was the right one, maybe? He felt confident before going live in the news conference, he nailed it.