Prompt: The arena scare

Saskatoon is a funny word. There is no reason for our team not to move to Saskatoon unless we can somehow move to Cheesequake, New Jersey. Cheesequake, New Jersey is even funnier to say than Saskatoon. Cheesquake, NJ manages to pull off an Xhibit pimp my ride meme too! Google has informed me that there is in fact a cheesequake state park so dawg, I heard you like  cheesequake, so now you can Cheesequake State park while you cheesequake, NJ. Cheesquake is a convenient 47 minute drive from Manhattan, which would only be an hour and 5 if you took the bus then walked for around 20 minutes, or 5 hours if you walked the entire way! Now you might be asking yourself, "How have I gone my entire life, including the search for a city who's willing to be the card we use to bluff Las Vegas into wasting a ton of taxpayer money on a new arena, without any awareness of Cheesequake?" Well, it might be that Cheesequake is not even an actual town but an unincorporated community in old bridge township? Or it might be that it's inconvenient to get to from pretty much everywhere and caters to commuters not the amenities or infrastructure that a new arena would need...

But we're in fucking Vegas and obviously not going anywhere, so funny named town would at least be a novel reason to do something stupid.