S71 PT#4: Not My Stadium!
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Pickle Juice
Registered Senior Member
Ty Murphy's trick is to completely buy into it. He will show up wearing nothing but felt and fur, with a platinum chain and a golden AK-74. Particularly the AK-74 so that he has a thicker receiver for all the running and gunning he does on the ice. What caliber you may ask? Obviously 7.62x39mm. None of that 5.45 bullshit, thirty caliber and higher only for his golden hands. Who gives a shit if 7.62x39mm is outdated, its massed produced more than any round on the planet. Cheaper bullets = more bullets = more running and gunning baby. Lets get after it sniping pucks top chedder on these tendies. Doesn't matter what stadium he's in, he will play his heart out and be the fan favorite every single night. On balance, off balance, doesnt matter. Hes better than you, ohhhh yeaaahhhh. The cream always rises to the top. Always.
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