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Coburnicus87 · 06-30-2023, 01:09 AM

1. Fan Appreciation Day

Your team is giving back to their supporters by holding a fan appreciation day for one of their games, where the team will hand out a special commemorative item to show thanks for their continued support of the franchise. You have been tasked to design the product to be given out to the attendees (can be a rally towel, foam finger, bobble head, etc.) Write a blurb about the item, including details on during which game was / will be given out.

It was January 29th, almost a foot of snow fell in St. Johns Newfoundland but somehow 6,287 found their way to the Mary Brown Centre. Maybe because it was Mullet Wig night at Mary Brown Centre for the Berserkers newest defenseman Wes Thunderbass, or it was the hottest place in Newfoundland. Local radio station 99.9 WNEW, Neil and Pert on in morning drive, put the word out that it was going to be Mullet night against the Anchorage Armada. Because of the Ragged Doll Factory closing and needing to get rid of 500 bushels of doll hair, they actually made 7,000 wigs. Just 14 hours before, The Berserkers had to catch a red eye from Nevada after a goal scored by Colin Zwiers with 46 seconds left in the third, pushed the Battleborn over the Berserkers 3-4. The game got off to a slow start with just one goal scored by Heem Team in the first. But once the locals figured out the "business in the front and Party in the back" style of the mullet, things got HOT in Newfoundland. The Berserkers scored three goals on the second period, but the magic happened to start the third period. With the "Arkansas Waterfall" in full effect as Wes skated down the left boards across the attacking blue line, the 6'1" defenseman blistered a top shelf shot over Walsh's left shoulder. The Arena went crazy as it was Wes's first home game in the black and red and the Berserkers went on to win 9-1.
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13. Superstitious

In the NHL there’s a well known superstition that any team that touches their conference championship trophy won’t win the Stanley Cup. Are there any superstitions like that in the SMJHL playoffs? If so, what are they? Where do they come from? Does your player believe in them? Why or why not?

Some say "Size don't matter" but for Wes Thunderbass it does! Thunderbass is no stranger to high stakes hockey and probably has led to the choice of hairstyle. It was his senior year at Caddo Mills High, home of the Punchers, where Wes began to grow the "Mississippi Mudslide". Because the school was located in East Texas, facial hair was allowed, thus started growing a lushes snot mop. His choice in hair fashion led the Punchers to the schools first state title in anything. Now in the frigid tundra of Newfoundland, Wes ain't changing his ways. Now with a science behinf the madness, the mullet has to be 9 inches long and the stache has to be an inch and a half thick. Wes has a personal stylist show up in the locker room on game days to ensure proper hair length. In fact, his stylist is his stylist is his best buddy from Caddo Mills, Jack Baitsetter, the best mullet'er in East Texas and parts of Louisana.
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