Story time - got a buddy (~40 years old) that is getting his hardwood floors stained in his house. He is upstairs at the moment but his PS5 is in the basement.

Fortunately the door to the basement is directly below the upstairs hallway. We joke around that he should rappel down with a sheet from the baluster, open the door, swing in, then enjoy some PS5 time. Even talked through how he'd have to do it and the challenge of getting back upstairs afterwards without touching the main floor. All fun and good theoretically.

Fast forward an hour and I get a pic of a duvet tied to the fucking baluster and him talking about how he's planning to get back out of the basement (with the PS5) later.

I've requested him to set up his phone to take a video. Will be the best thing I've ever seen