1. It's custom to pay a lot of lip service to the fans and fan appreciation day is a great way to do this. The suckers really eat it up. The bean counters say it's a great way to get butts in seats for the future seasons as the fans like whatever little things the team throws their way. When MyPudding was approached to be involved, they readily agreed. Stupid rookies, always signing up for shit like this as if they don't have better things to do... MyPudding plans to have special commemorative cups of pudding with all new special flavors to present to the fans on this most special day. Some flavors include Hockey Player Sweat, Gloved Knuckle Sandwich, Sweat Victory, and Melted Ice. The taste testers in the labs were worried that the reception wouldn't be as great as MyPudding seems to think, but MyPudding isn't one to listen to the naysayers. If he'd listened to those losers, he never would have gone pro with his pudding stirring, and look at him now! MyPudding will, of course, be signing the pudding cups for a few hours live at the event and hopes to see plenty of supporters coming out to expand their pudding-tasting horizons with those delightful new flavors. When those supplies run out, he plans to fall back on the more traditional pudding flavors like chocolate, vanilla, chocolate, chocolate, and banana. But mostly chocolate, because it's the best pudding flavor and MyPudding honestly can't understand how anyone could roll with something different, unless it's one of their own creations. The giveaway will be on July 32nd. (268 words, +5).

3. I-Stir MyPudding is going to be hard at work this offseason perfecting a pudding stirring technique and pudding stirring equipment that will give them the edge in the seasons to come. Obviously the offseason is often about taking care of your body so you can both heal and be in game shape coming into the next season. You often see stories in the news about how some player plans to come back In ThE BeSt ShApE oF tHeIr CaRrEeR...MyPudding plans to take this a step further and come back in the best physical shape of their career AND at the top of their game in other areas, like mental fitness and pudding stirring. MyPudding is already having the lab rats back home draw up plans for the spoon that will be the most efficient delivery vehicle for pudding imaginable on the bench. You see, MyPudding uses pudding on the bench in the way some other players may eat a banana, smell some salts (sure...salts...), or hydrate. Pudding is a spectacular invention that can do all of the above! It wakes you right up, is the perfect solution to deliver nutrients straight into the body, and also tastes great. But MyPudding has been hampered in the bast by suboptimal spoon design. That has to change if they want to be at the very tip top of their game. So they plan to spend the summer testing the various spoons the labrats draw up and making sure he has enough of them ready to go to find that extra little bit of performance on the ice. (264 words, +5)

12. MyPudding is, perhaps, the strangest player I have ever met. How on earth did a player whose claim to fame has nothing to do with their on-ice performance make it so far as a pro? Read below to find some answers to what is one of the most perplexing series of questions in juniors hockey right now. MyPudding, when asked about how they plan to prepare for the upcoming draft, simply replied "by stirring, and subsequently, of course, consuming, larger amounts of pudding than anyone else believed possible. I plan on getting ALL my nutrients through pudding this offseason." Dieticians are stumped, and front offices have expressed concern that the radical new diet may not allow the promising youngster to get into proper shape before the season. MyPudding's junior GMs at the Battleborn facilities just had their eyes glaze over when we started asking questions I can only assume they've heard a few million times already. (157, +3)



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