S71 All Star Week

S71 All Star Week

CementHands
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07-14-2023, 04:26 PM (This post was last modified: 07-20-2023, 02:30 PM by CementHands. Edited 1 time in total.)

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1. Milestones, up to 3 TPE.

Milestones are folded in with All-Star Week. 

Link your Milestone claim as task 7 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.

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Post your claim in the milestones thread for tpe earned per stat, and then link that post in your CW submission. This is done because the person who grades CW will be a different person than double-checks milestones.

MILESTONES LINK

Milestone Claim
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2. Written, up to 4 TPE - Shiny Grab Bag: Pick up to 4 topics related to the All Star Game to write about! Each topic is worth 1 TPE. Each answer must be 50+ words.

a. The goal scoring race this season ended in a tie between Evil Allbran and Lias Ekholm-Gunnarsson, each potting a phenomenal 60 goals. They'll be lining up on opposide sides of the faceoff dot this all star game. Which of our league's best scorers would you rather have and why?

I would much rather have Evil Allbran on my team. They say keep your enemies closer than your friends, and I don’t believe he has any friends. I mean look at the guy, who would want to be friends with that cracked leather cereal box looking face? Plus, I have it on good authority he is pure evil. Ick! That is someone you want on your side against the others.
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d. Why should YOUR player have made the all star game, and why is this such an egregious snub? (If your player did make the all star game, argue for one of your teammates who didn't instead!)

Nathaniel is tired of being buried behind the goliaths in Philadelphia. This was fine when he was a rookie, but now he has seasons of experience under his belt. In his own mind he is one of the premier players in the league, but Philly corrupt management won’t let him out of his cage of 12 minutes a night. He wants to play in the allstar game, because clearly any sane scout coming to a game would notice he’s the sole reason they win games.
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5. Written, 3 TPE, Last Men In (150 words min.)

Which of your teammates (not yourself!) should be the last man in for your conference? Why should they get in, and why will it be a literal crime if they dont?

I thought my man Cale Salad should get voted as one of the last men in to the allstar game because he has had a truly great start to his career. He’s been very close to a point per game player, and he’s younger than the average bear when he started. He’s good enough for the league to take notice and not disregard him as “just another young kid that still needs to get better”.
Also, it would very much tickle my fancy seeing him have to compete against the leagues absolute best. He has been able to hold his own so far, but I expect once the competition dial gets turned all the way up that is when we will witness him crack and fail. It will be amazing to watch his spirit break. Every mistake gets exploited and he looks like a bantam player amongst midget’s out there. Hopefully he cries. I expect him to soil his self.

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