- Do you currently hold or have you ever held a job on the site? If so, what were/are they?

Yes
- SMJHL awards committee

Past
- Stingrays GM...it folded
- Calgary GM...I folded
- Appeals Committee...I made people fold to my decisions.
-Head Office at some point...league almost folded
- Updater...whole system will fold soon

- Why do you want to join the All-Star Committee?

Oh it is the simple things that come with this job, the title:

"The All Mighty and Loving Lord Spidey, ambassador of the people, judge of the damn, protector of the realm and the cause, Secret Lover of Seany, Gratuitous Member of Size and Girth, and Final Decision Maker on All Things Good and Just."

And if I get the job I expect that title to reflect in all media and presentation pieces going forward.

- What makes you a good candidate for this job?

Ok I am a terrible person at looking at the good that others have done through the season and make a decision on who should be an All Star...BUT, I am amazing at telling you why a player should not be an All Star and why they are actually terrible. Not to point names and name fingers but Jacques Hammer, oh wait use code, Hacques Jammer, nailed it, can't skate in a straight line and was born cross eyed. Clear not All Star capable. Also he is Eastern Canadian...eww.

- What do you think makes an All-Star player?

Clearly being Western Canadian to start.

Having a huge stick helps

A large bank account to buy votes.... to support the All Star Committee Trustees Fund to ensure we are able to keep a float during these tough times. You know Covid

- How would you choose who gets your last vote between two players with almost identical stats? 

See who fills out old uncle Spideys used banana hammock speedo the best. Is there really any other way?


Did I get the job!?