+3 TPE - Milestones

5. the player who didn’t get in but one hundred percent deserved to be in one the Forge is Scoochie Scranton. This dude is an elite door operatior, and under appricaited role in this league. What we need to do as a league is open up more spots for these role players to be able to get into the big show at the end of the year. Stats for Scoochie this season include, 7 beers in one game consumed behind the bench, 20 missed door openings all season (5 of these came in the 7 beer game, both league records as far as I can tell), and no missed water bottle fills at practice all season. This was a next level performance from a backup goalie and as such the league needs to respect that role and get him into the all star game. I say we all vote for Scoochie and make the league great like it once was.

2a. there is no other person to choose as a teammate to score 60 goals with than Evil AllBran. He is an elite scorer and role player when needed, displayed by his perforemces over the last 4 seasons. Additionally the consistency at which he socres or his teammates score is unmatched in the league right now.
c. The east has the best goalies this year. Now this only comes down to Fantobeans being quite literally on fire after a great playoff run this past season where he displayed some of the most dominating goaltending in league history. Brickwall is alright I guess but will not be playing much unless Fantobens falls off a cliff or something.