I know you said to not use this as an opportunity to flame my GM, but I want to! The single worst trade ever made in SHL history was moving my player, the great Johnny FourStar, from Winnipeg to Toronto at the start of this season. Wow, after all the time I had spent developing! After an amazing showing in the WJC (by the way, are we getting one of those this year?)! After numerous seasons playing well for the Vancouver Whalers Junior Hockey Cadets! After late nights talking about our hopes and dreams! I was shipped off for spare parts, a concession stand boiled hot dog, and a bag of pucks. How could they have done that to poor, poor Johnny?

Well now Johnny has a chip on his shoulder, the biggest chip the world has ever seen! Like a really really big Pringle. And he's gonna show the entire league what a big, dumb mistake Winnipeg just made!

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