How would I teach an alien how to play or even watch hockey? Well, I think it starts with the fact that you just hit people as much as possible. I don't even care if they have the little disc that goes around the ice, I think you just hit everyone and anyone you can at all times. I think it should be pretty easy from there. I mean, what else do you want to really know? You just hit people and hit people hard. I think it's pretty easy. Who cares about the scoring stuff and winning stuff? No one cares about that, you just need to just hit people and make sure they don't score or anything. If you end up in the box where you cannot get out, that is just for snack time. We have snacks in there to eat so it's just a fun place to live and be for 2 minutes to eat as many snacks as you can.

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