Alien Space Bats

Being the rascal that I am, and seeing as life is a highway, I decide to teach the little freaks a game not unlike hockey but decidedly not hokey at the same time. I will embody the trickster archetype at first by telling them that points are scored through possession of the puck at specific points on the ice, like hardpoint in COD. Your score increases as your team can maintain control of the puck, with more points being awarded when you maintain possession in your opponent's zone as their goalie can jump in to help get take the puck away. When your team is out of possession you can do anything to get the puck back, excluding only capital murder. The goals are simply distractions but scoring one allows you a break, and a point multiplier for the next possession, like a jungle buff or something, this is why goalies are called junglers. They will be bad at it.