Dear Dwight Knight--

I hate your stinking guts.
You make me vomit.
You are the scum between my toes.

Love, Taschen Messer

P.S. Seriously, though, happy GM Appreciation Day. You're a pretty solid player-GM, and for sure nobody works harder.

Haiku for Dwight Knight:

Barracuda guy
Leads Tampa by "exampa"
Your pads stink the most