Barg Hazbite has one mission in life. Score goals and spread root beer propaganda. Okay, well that's two missions, but that's what he lives for. So what he does better than anyone else during the preseason is score goals. He knows the buffoon 8th liners are trying to earn their spot on the team but he kicks them to the bench so he can beat up on the other team's 8th liners. And after he scores he takes his rightful place on the throne beside his coach until some bozo 8th liner screws up and he rips back out on the ice to demonstrate awesomeness. While he's sitting on his throne he is searching the stands for fans in white shirts so that he can have a meet and greet with them after the game and douse them in root beer. White shirts, because it's like a root beer white tee shirt contest. And that's basically how training camp goes. He doesn't train so much as he is busy building his fandom and having root beer spraying and drinking fun. What an awesome can that Barg guy is.