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Anchor: Aliens are Real? That's what the San Fransico-based, Pride hockey team is saying after this morning. Our sports reporter has the story.
Reporter: While every member of the team ended up at the hospital after last night's debacle we were able to speak to the first one that was released this morning, Winger Greg Davies. Davies: Yeah! After our team dinner last night, we were abducted by aliens from the planet "XTC-5" and they were big fans of the sport of "Ho'Kii" and wanted to learn how to play! They were the best at the sport we've ever seen and I fully believe we need an expansion team for them! Reporter: Well I know this will certainly be exciting to fans if another team is added to the SHL, oh and aliens are real too! Anchor: Police and government officials are proclaiming that the Team's dinner of mushroom risotto was laced with hallucinogenic mushrooms on accident after the dishwasher on duty admitted he left a bag of mushrooms at work. He is currently in custody. Code: 176 Words |
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