During the off-season, I like to go on cruises, drink tequila shots and margs, and put on weight at the buffet. This season seem like I did too much margs and buffet. I may have to change shit up if I don’t want to keep sucking. It was pretty cool walking around the ship with the challenge cup tho. You know how much marg that thing holds? Spoiler: it’s a lot. Like too much. I had to keep getting refills because it got hot. No one like a hot marg, hold on let me make sure this mark isn’t getting hot, it’s not. I think I have a problem. I need help. Someone get me a marg. Hello? What the fuck are you looking at? No you can’t get a picture with my marg trophy, I won’t this for uh, something. And get your kids away from me, do I look like the fucking soft serve ice cream machine!? No. NO! Fuck you! You’re the ass hole! I’m on vacation! I don’t come up to you and bother you when you are on vacation from the jerk off factory! Jesus Christ…..where my fucking drink?!