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S72 PT #1: Above-Average Ambassador
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brocksamsonRegistered Member
CREATIVE PROMPT / STORY MODE - Alien Space Bats
Written Task: The night before opening day, your player is contacted by extraterrestrials. They have seen broadcasts of this hu-mon sport of "Ho'Kii" and want you to teach their crew the rules. How does your player teach the game? Are the aliens any good at it? (150+ words) 174 Words Alright, time for coach Samson comma Brock to teach you aliens how to play hockey. Lucky for you, playing exemplary hockey has very little to do with playing hockey and everything to do with understanding, internalizing and living the lessons and philosophical teachings of Jean Claude Van Damme's masterpiece Bloodsport. You might have questions like "is bloodsport a movie about hockey?" or "is watching a movie the best way to learn the rules of a game?" or even "why are Jean Claude's pants so tight?"... these questions are wrong. The answer is simple: we keep watching bloodsport until you understand. And once you understand, we'll watch it a few more times because it rules. Then, once you've stopped watching the Kumite and it has become part of your very being, you'll be ready to play some hockey. Skating is easier than defeating Chong Li, Shooting the puck is too. All of hockey is easier than winning the Kumite, therefore once you've come to understand the Kumite so too have you come to understand hockey. |
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