First and foremost, I have no idea why the aliens had their absolute pick of the litter with hockey players to show them how it is played and they chose the garbage ass Chimkin Wing who isn’t even point per game this season. They could have chosen half the players on Winnipeg or Philly but they chose Chimkin Wing? That is a mystery in itself. But anyway, I guess I’d start off by showing them the pregame ritual of eating seven cheeseburgers as fast as possible and then biking as hard as you can until you throw it all up because playing on an empty stomach is really the only way to ensure you are as fast as possible. The aliens have mastered cardiovascular health and do not need to do this. So I move on and teach them how to skate properly without falling (which I can barely do). The aliens have seven leg like appendages and they do not ever fall. They grow tired of my lack of skill and vaporize me immediately.